My sister told me today that I didn't blog enough. I told her to eat shit and die! No not really.

Guess what America? We are a bunch of fat, obese, tub of lard, beefy, bovine, elephantine, gargantuan, butterball, and whale like people. I just read an article here that says 2/3 of Americans are either overweight or obese as defined by their Body Mass Index (BMI). That to me is embarrassing. Now I might step on a few toes here but I'm not as fat as you and it won't hurt as much. Besides, this is my blog, and I can say what I feel and if you don't like it then go munch on some bacon.

Let’s start off by saying I don't care if you're fat. I really don't. I have friends and family who both are overweight. If you're happy in your skin then by all means I'm happy for you. I really truly am. As long as you don't screw with my life in any way negative I don't care how fat you are. What I can't stand is the overweight person who self loathes about their life and what they can or cannot do because they are a fat ass. Did you ever think that you're depressed because your fat and you're probably fat because you’re depressed? Did you know that exercising actually can help with depression? You realize that most people don't like working out? I don't especially love to work out and it sometimes can be taxing with all my other extracurricular activities but I always seem to find a half hour or hour to get in a workout. I sit at desk for 8 hours a day. If I didn't do something I would be one of the 2/3 of American's that I'm talking about. I love the effect of working out but actually going to the gym to workout sucks. I'll tell you what though...I've never heard a person leave the gym wishing they didn't go to the gym. NEVER!

Also, I love the person who blames society for their weight problems. It is true that junk food is usually cheaper than nutritional food but did you ever think that maybe you don't need 400 lbs of junk food. It might actually be a good thing to buy less food that is more nutritious that might cost a little more. Do you ever notice when you're grocery shopping what people have in their cart or how many carts they have? I love seeing the obvious obese person with a cart full of junk food. In fact, one of my fondest memories of working at Wal-Mart was this morbidly obese tub of shit in his electric cart. He came into the electronics section with his basket full of Doritos, pop, frozen pizzas, etc and knocked off a clip-on of some piece of shit that we were selling from one of the corners of the aisle. Then he had the audacity to ask me if I was going to pick it up!

Fat people shouldn't get carts at Wal-Mart. They need to walk. In fact, they need to walk a lot. The never ending cycle of excuses coming from their filthy sewers really annoys me. If your knee, hip, ankle, legs, and everything in the middle hurts when you exercise, you're not alone. I work out almost every day and I'm hurt almost every day but I don't quit working out! If you have some type of medical problem that makes you gain weight, then you're still not off the hook. You can work out still and eat healthier. You're gaining weight because you're trying to live a lifestyle and keep the same body type as you did when you were 20 but things change. You have to adjust to what you're body is telling you.

Come on America, the day and age of being fat isn't a sign of wealth and prestige anymore. It is actually quite opposite. Find a hobby that keeps you active. Make goals and reward yourself when you reach your goals. If you're single then it gives you every bit of reason to work out. I will guarantee the attention you get when you're in shape will more than double. You become more confident and confidence is sexy. If you are overweight and I offended you then I apologize but I won't take back anything I've said. I challenge you and everybody else to become more active in your everyday life. Put down the pop and get your ass outside, or don't, and go buy a carton of Basics and smoke your ass down to being skinny!

NEWS FLASH! Guess what people of America with a legal and up to date driving license; it is in the legal rights for a person to turn right on a red light. I'm just throwing that out there. I thought for sure people needed to know this when they took their written exam to obtain a drivers license. Who knows, maybe they didn't pay attention during that chapter for whatever reason, maybe they can't read.

I think I'm going to market little stickies that morons can buy that will stick to their dashboard saying and I quote, "Unless you're getting some serious road head, you can turn right on red." That way when they are sitting at a red light, texting, checking make up, eating fries, picking their nose, scratching their sack, having a conversation with Paul Harvey on the radio, making sure your NY hat is crooked enough to look tight, popping black heads, smelling your own brand, laughing to yourself about trim you just "Hit and Quit," or whatever people are doing that obstructs me from getting to point A to point B, they can look down, sound out the words, smack the palm of their hand on their forehead and say, "Dammit, I can turn right on red." Then with a smile, they can realize they just learned something today.

Hey, I'm all for bettering the world and if I can help someone a little more retarded than me then I can feel better about myself. Class dismissed.

Dear lovely ladies,

Some people write about themselves, some people write about worldly observations. I would say I'm a little in between. One observation that this guy (2 thumbs) has observed for roughly 6 months or so is this obsession for girls to not smile for pictures anymore. Oh no, heaven forbid somebody smiling for the camera and looking at least halfway hot is totally not cool, hip, or poppin' fresh anymore. Instead, they choose to do this weird half kissing half pouty looking face. On top of that they put a little title above their picture that says, "Mwwah!"