I work close to a Subway here at my occupation and sometimes on occasion I eat a Subway for lunch. I'm a people watcher. I love watching people and how they go about situations but before I get into that I think there should be some guidelines at Subway. There needs to be a rule that you can't order all the food for your fucking office. I would sometimes be nice and ask my co-workers if they needed anything from Subway before I went and pray they would say no. There isn't anything worse than thinking you're the next person in line to soon realize the lady in front of you (and it's always a lady too, usually on the heavy side) whips out a laundry list of orders for co-workers. I mean I would rather each person who ordered be standing in line in front of me so I get a full grasp of how long I was going to have to wait.
It's like a complete sack punch when they pull out that list. OK, moving on. As if that isn't annoying in itself you have the person when asked what vegetables they want on their sandwich. This is where I watch people and have to wonder what is going on in their
head. Some people look like they've never seen a vegetable in their life. It's like they grew up on the brown diet consisting of everything they ever ate was fried, in a bag or out of a box. I swear that they're asking themselves about each vegetable, "Do I like tomatoes?"
"Yes, I think I do but do I like them on a turkey sandwich...Hmmmmm?"
"Do I like lettuce? Hmmmm? How about pickles?"
Life really isn't that fucking hard people. I really don't want to get started on cheese but I guess since I brought it up. Do you think it's really going to fuck up your day if you pick the wrong cheese? I know there are like six choices but is it really that big of deal. I think the sun will rise tomorrow if you choose the generic American cheese. I personally can't even taste the cheese so I seriously doubt most people can.
Finally, when it's time to pay and you've already made half of downtown St. Joseph wait for you to fulfill all your co-workers orders, don't say I need to have separate receipts for each. This is about when my thermometer's mercury just broke the glass. Everybody says they love how there is so much freedom and choice in this nation we live in but in this case, we might have too much. Subway just wants to be more American than America, I guess. You on the other hand, won't even choose American cheese...Commi bastard.
It's like a complete sack punch when they pull out that list. OK, moving on. As if that isn't annoying in itself you have the person when asked what vegetables they want on their sandwich. This is where I watch people and have to wonder what is going on in their
head. Some people look like they've never seen a vegetable in their life. It's like they grew up on the brown diet consisting of everything they ever ate was fried, in a bag or out of a box. I swear that they're asking themselves about each vegetable, "Do I like tomatoes?""Yes, I think I do but do I like them on a turkey sandwich...Hmmmmm?"
"Do I like lettuce? Hmmmm? How about pickles?"
Life really isn't that fucking hard people. I really don't want to get started on cheese but I guess since I brought it up. Do you think it's really going to fuck up your day if you pick the wrong cheese? I know there are like six choices but is it really that big of deal. I think the sun will rise tomorrow if you choose the generic American cheese. I personally can't even taste the cheese so I seriously doubt most people can.
Finally, when it's time to pay and you've already made half of downtown St. Joseph wait for you to fulfill all your co-workers orders, don't say I need to have separate receipts for each. This is about when my thermometer's mercury just broke the glass. Everybody says they love how there is so much freedom and choice in this nation we live in but in this case, we might have too much. Subway just wants to be more American than America, I guess. You on the other hand, won't even choose American cheese...Commi bastard.
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