The powers of advertising on human beings is an overwhelmingly apt example of how fragile our minds are. Take this ad for Tom Ford cologne for example. That bottle is selling perfume/cologne. Now, obviously, I have no idea what the hell this shit smells like and if I had it my way there would be a scratch 'n sniff sticker on it. Anyway, back to the point, I have no idea what this shit smells like, nor do I care. All I know is that when I think of Tom Ford cologne/perfume ... I'm thinking about vagina. That's it. Game over.

Girls, you wonder why men are horny savages just trying to find a vagina to call home? It's because of ads like these that go and twist our minds. It's really not even fair. We are genetically inclined to ponder not what the cologne/perfume smells like but what does that object behind the bottle look like. Can you imagine the possibilities of what you could advertise with this picture? The possibilities are endless. I bet my far left eyelash on my right eye that you could put Save-On orange popsicles (the ones that always leave the paper sticking to them and taste like orange juice that has been left in a car for two weeks) in place of the cologne/perfume and men (and some women) everywhere would have freezers full of shitty popsicles. That my friend is a world I want to live in!

My sister told me today that I didn't blog enough. I told her to eat shit and die! No not really.

Guess what America? We are a bunch of fat, obese, tub of lard, beefy, bovine, elephantine, gargantuan, butterball, and whale like people. I just read an article here that says 2/3 of Americans are either overweight or obese as defined by their Body Mass Index (BMI). That to me is embarrassing. Now I might step on a few toes here but I'm not as fat as you and it won't hurt as much. Besides, this is my blog, and I can say what I feel and if you don't like it then go munch on some bacon.

Let’s start off by saying I don't care if you're fat. I really don't. I have friends and family who both are overweight. If you're happy in your skin then by all means I'm happy for you. I really truly am. As long as you don't screw with my life in any way negative I don't care how fat you are. What I can't stand is the overweight person who self loathes about their life and what they can or cannot do because they are a fat ass. Did you ever think that you're depressed because your fat and you're probably fat because you’re depressed? Did you know that exercising actually can help with depression? You realize that most people don't like working out? I don't especially love to work out and it sometimes can be taxing with all my other extracurricular activities but I always seem to find a half hour or hour to get in a workout. I sit at desk for 8 hours a day. If I didn't do something I would be one of the 2/3 of American's that I'm talking about. I love the effect of working out but actually going to the gym to workout sucks. I'll tell you what though...I've never heard a person leave the gym wishing they didn't go to the gym. NEVER!

Also, I love the person who blames society for their weight problems. It is true that junk food is usually cheaper than nutritional food but did you ever think that maybe you don't need 400 lbs of junk food. It might actually be a good thing to buy less food that is more nutritious that might cost a little more. Do you ever notice when you're grocery shopping what people have in their cart or how many carts they have? I love seeing the obvious obese person with a cart full of junk food. In fact, one of my fondest memories of working at Wal-Mart was this morbidly obese tub of shit in his electric cart. He came into the electronics section with his basket full of Doritos, pop, frozen pizzas, etc and knocked off a clip-on of some piece of shit that we were selling from one of the corners of the aisle. Then he had the audacity to ask me if I was going to pick it up!

Fat people shouldn't get carts at Wal-Mart. They need to walk. In fact, they need to walk a lot. The never ending cycle of excuses coming from their filthy sewers really annoys me. If your knee, hip, ankle, legs, and everything in the middle hurts when you exercise, you're not alone. I work out almost every day and I'm hurt almost every day but I don't quit working out! If you have some type of medical problem that makes you gain weight, then you're still not off the hook. You can work out still and eat healthier. You're gaining weight because you're trying to live a lifestyle and keep the same body type as you did when you were 20 but things change. You have to adjust to what you're body is telling you.

Come on America, the day and age of being fat isn't a sign of wealth and prestige anymore. It is actually quite opposite. Find a hobby that keeps you active. Make goals and reward yourself when you reach your goals. If you're single then it gives you every bit of reason to work out. I will guarantee the attention you get when you're in shape will more than double. You become more confident and confidence is sexy. If you are overweight and I offended you then I apologize but I won't take back anything I've said. I challenge you and everybody else to become more active in your everyday life. Put down the pop and get your ass outside, or don't, and go buy a carton of Basics and smoke your ass down to being skinny!